Happy Tuesday, everybody. I wish you ignored me due to the fact I ignored you. That turned into an extended four-day weekend and I imply long. Anyway. So if there`s everybody who is aware of whatever approximately elevating youngsters, well, you know, it is Joe Biden.
Look at that. Now there is a person who desires a puberty blocker – in his fifties. Now, what you are approximately to look is the president speaking approximately children on a software referred to as the Daily Show. Not positive in case you heard of it. It’s sort of lots like this display, which we additionally do each day, besides the distinction is we’ve got viewers. The topic? Oh, you will love it. Transgender children.
Why does he constantly sound like he is blending Nyquil with Xanax? Not that I might know. Either that otherwise you rolled off a bassinet as a child. But anyway, if there is any president in records that belongs at the comedy channel, it is this one. Talk approximately a transition. He went from English to gibberish in mere seconds the instant after he turned into elected. Biden is referring, of course, to Florida’s new invoice that could block gender-putting forward take care of transgender minors. That method no puberty blockers, move-intercourse hormones or surgical tactics for everyone beneathneath 18.
Yeah, it truly is terrible, proper? So it is near sinful what is occurring in Florida due to the fact withinside the dim recesses of Biden’s thoughts, it is sinful to now no longer irreversibly mutilate a burdened child. Well, until they are withinside the womb, of course. He simply desires to make it unlawful to face withinside the manner of a health care provider castrating a touch boy due to the fact he is been satisfied he is simply a touch woman through green-haired instructors with greater piercings than a bait and address shop. But if a man in an vintage van went round your community reducing up little children, you’ll need him thrown in jail. But now Biden seems to need to throw them a parade. In Joe’s thoughts, children who’re too younger to move the street on my own can by some means consent to surgery. But I bet for Joe, it is greater girls’ hair to sniff.
He’s proper approximately one thing, though. Those youngsters are human beings, and that is why such a lot of Americans are so horrified approximately what is being carried out to them. How is that this a prevailing message for the Democrats in 2024? It’s now no longer even a prevailing message for the Vikings in seven-hundred A.D. It’s primitive and delusional. Like while a monkey attempts accounting. And Biden, Biden isn’t carried out. Even if we allow them to flip Billy into Millie, the negative child continues to be doomed. After all, Mother Nature permit her wrath be visible over the past years.
Not hyperbole. The complete era is damned. That’s precisely the definition of hyperbole you vintage coot. So adorable. When he is now no longer in power, he is adorable. When he is in power, horrifying as hell. And what a message of wish, proper? I have not visible an vintage guy this pissed approximately temperature given that Bernie Sanders were given the heating invoice for his 2d and 1/3 homes. Fortunately, Biden has a option to our strength desires. I wager he turned into up in Massachusetts.
Yeah. Windmills. Nobody is aware of greater approximately generating wind than Joe. Just ask his day nurse. Yeah. Let’s simply roll Biden’s wheelchair in the front of a few windmills, then drop a pound of lentils in a smoothie and permit him rip. Now, you is probably questioning how Biden continues his thoughts so razor-sharp while there is so little of it left. I wager his cognizance is simply live focused.
That got here from the federal branch of redundancy branch, in any other case called Kamala. But he desires that key intellectual cognizance due to the fact, look, in this era he inherited, I suppose it is truthful to say, a big mess economically and politically.
I do not know what he stated there. That’s now no longer counting the only he made at the rug this morning. Yeah, he inherited those troubles similar to he inherited that hairline, too. He additionally repeated his big lie approximately developing 12 million jobs while truely he created simply to defend Hunter’s worldwide ee-e book of whores who like crack. Should I even have stated hookers? Yeah. You might been OK with hookers. Then there is this lie on homosexual marriage. I wager he can do not forget precisely wherein his epiphany turned into.
And the ones guys had been corn pop and Babe Ruth, guys in well-dressed suits. This by no means happened. We can accurately say that by no means happened. That turned into like he noticed them in a business remaining week for a bank. Of course, he ignored the element wherein he antagonistic homosexual marriage for fifty years of his career. A decade after that epiphany, he stated gays withinside the army and authorities posed protection dangers to the country. And withinside the 90s, he voted for the Defense of Marriage Act. I bet perhaps he turned into simply anti-homosexual for pay. Of course, any individual were given that. These well-dressed guys over here.
Of course, The Daily Show turned into capable of rating this captivating interview due to the fact Kal Penn labored withinside the Obama management as, and I want to take a deep breath here, the companion director of the White House Office of Public Engagement and Intergovernmental Affairs, that’s a elaborate manner of saying, who the hell is that this again? Kudos to Comedy Central for locating a bunch with much less air of mystery than Chelsea Handler. I bet Al Gore turned into unavailable, however it makes experience Biden turned into at the Daily Show, a doddering vintage idiot who can not get the process carried out on a display that nobody watches. Anything to add, Joe?
